Yes hello. Cowboy Jon fell asleep before drunk Jon could come out. Who would like to give Cowboy Jon a recap of the many hours he missed?
Yup, thanks.
So Cowboy Jon is now an actual thing huh? I actually fell asleep probably way before you did.
yeah.. don’t i know it after what i just said to you. GOODNIGHT.
I’m sure I’ll be just fine, you gonna show up with the cowboy hat and boots? I mean, you can’t be a real cowboy without...
mad81king reblogged this from imoxley and added: Cowboy Jon.... i can’t take that shit serious ever. when are you gonna wear chaps and boots?