No hello, Allen? Cancelled. @authentiiciity
I’m a grown man that has needs and I wasn’t home. The woman’s hot, sexy and things happened. Surely, you get those same urges. You can’t jack yourself off every night. Also, why were you opening your legs so wide tonight? Yes, I noticed.
SO YOU ACTUALLY WENT ALL THE WAY? Who the frick even was this woman? Did you meet them at one of those bars after work or something? …We’re not even going there because I actually have a thing called self control and I’m not interested. And the frick?! I was working! You’re just being a weird pervert.
