You definitely had something lined up and waiting to post at 12:01 but held back because you didn’t want to seem too invested and now you’re here making up this convenient lie. No, you’re unbelievable. Do they even make a calendar of just you?
You have quite the imagination, don’t you? I think it could be one which rivals Anney’s even. Well… No, not officially, but I bet some obsessive fan with a crazy creative mind might’ve made one somewhere.